At the recent cigar event, my shirt drew some comments and inquiries.
I had promised to share where to get them, and am glad to do (it's Mad Mike). You might also enjoy waterboarding, torture, and smiley. Also, congratulations to Mad Mike on his Hugo nomination for Wisdom From My Internet (and the wails of anguish from the Social Justice Bullies that came with it), and you really should check out his latest book A Long Time Until Now. If you are into Pride and Prejudice, allow me to also recommend So Gradually: A Pride & Prejudice Tale by Jessica Schlenker.