Infantrymen! You sage counsel is sought.
I read this article about a Illinois Nazi Hitler Birthday celebration that was disrupted last year.
...police are investigating a smoke bomb explosion that abruptly ended a birthday party celebration for Adolf Hitler at a Lyons banquet hall, a party complete with decorated cakes and Nazi banners.
The suspect, a man with a backpack, had ordered a grilled cheese sandwich before he went into a restroom and set off the smoke bomb, authorities said Monday...
They never caught the guy. He already threw a (reportedly) military smoke grenade and likes grilled cheese sandwiches (who doesn't?).
Let's assume that he reads Blackfive. What could this citizen-hero do this year, without attracting too much attention?
Grunts, your brilliant op orders are required in the Comments section. And FYI, this idea has already been done...