The good men of This Ain't Hell have put up the National Finals poll for the First Annual Jesse McBeth Stolen Valor Awards. Here are your two finalists:
MSGT Soup Sandwich:
GEN Ballduster McSoulpatch:
Was Vice President of Asian Operations, Samaya, Inc., and in the Army was “Advisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.”
Claims to have attended Standford, Assumption University, Purdue, DLI, and JFKSWCS.
Go over to This Ain't Hell and cast your vote for the "winner"...
BTW, http://www.thesniper.us/ created the portraits. Thanks, Sniper!