This is The Gift That Can't Stop Giving....
Fazul Abdullah Mohammed

The Onion on Pakistani Intel

It is always sadly hysterical when the Onion speaks truth to ludicrousity.

The Onion:

ISLAMABAD—Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence agency restated Thursday its commitment to the fight against terrorism, pledging full cooperation with U.S. forces during the upcoming strike on an al-Qaeda safe house on June 12 at 5:23 a.m. near the small town of Razmani in the remote tribal region of North Waziristan.

That is so close to the truth it ought to make all of us squirm. With friends like these.....