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This is just freakin' rich.

The White House has named Jesse Lee to a new position within its communications department titled Director of Progressive Media & Online Response. According to The Huffington Post, Lee will essentially be responsible for building up Obama’s online presence as he prepares for his reelection bid, and squashing any negative stories:

 

The post is a new one for this White House. Rapid response has usually been outsourced to the Democratic National Committee (DNC), if not done on an ad-hoc basis by administration officials. And it signals that the White House will be adopting a more aggressive defense of the president and his policies as his re-election campaign gears up.

If you’re going to post something online about Obama that isn’t true, Lee is going to be the one to handle you. Considering that Lee’s first tweet about his new position included a picture of The Terminator, we suggest you watch what you say OR BE DESTROYED.

Dear Jesse,

I think we will be getting to know each other quite well as your boss is such a complete Cakeboy that I barely have time to catalogue his pitiful, politically-driven, narcissitic behavior. But I do my best. I actually live just across the river from you in lovely Alexandria VA, so if you want to grab a cup of coffee we can discuss the Sisyphean task you have taken on. You can catch up with my previous work detailing the many faults, weaknesses and spineless leading from the rear of the Ditherer in Chief here.

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The first thing to get out of the way is the idea that people need to lie about Barry. Quite frankly his record stands sadly for itself. I only point out his own lies, deceptions, flip flops and panders. Oh and they are legion, trust me. Dude, you are going to wish you had an easy job, like spokesperson for Blackwater or Ombudsman for the NY Times. Anyhow, welcome to the game and don't think for a second you get to be the Terminator, more like Arnold, the ugly maid-screwing loser. Call me, let's chat.

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