A co-worker sent this link to me - its about mall ninjas (or the king of the mall ninjas). Be sure to not use Internet Explorer if you want to read it. I had seen it a long time ago, and it's still hilarious. It is freaking hilarious. Have a great weekend.
[My favorite parts are either the shootout at the Orange Julius or the rescue of the mayor's nephew (it was hush-hush). Feel free to share yours in the Comments.]