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Hilarious (Mock) History of Tartan Day


[Annual Re-Post for Tartan Day]

My pal Harv at Bad Example had a post for 2004's Tartan Day that is worth reviewing again...

Here's the opener:

Great Events in Scottish History:

1326 - The game of golf was invented in Scotland, followed shortly thereafter by the invention of the word "DAMMIT!"

1410 - Drinky MacDrunkard discovered how to make single malt scotch. He was then beaten to death by his neighbors when they found out they had to wait 12 years before they could drink it...

Check out the whole Great Events in Scottish History at Bad Example.