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El Debarge, the anti-Ranger- AAR

OK so how's everybody feeling? Wasn't it nice to haul out all the weaponry and just unload on a  truly deserving target. Young El Debarge is cutting and running on all digital fronts and now has to look over his shoulder anytime he walks in a bar.

Even though he was flapping his gums for a while telling his lies, as soon as the left tried to use him and he rolled his ball of shite into play, he got squished like the dung beetle he is. Smash brought up the proper context as the left has attempted the same fabrications they did after Vietnam in F John Kerry & Co.'s Winter Soldier farce. Because there was no unbiased media to investigate or even disagree with the group, their lies were bought wholesale and F Jenjis Kerry informed the Senate of a litany of fictional war crimes.

Just look what happened to cabana boy when he tried the same tired shtick. He put on a fatigue jacket, pinned on a bunch of steenking batches and fired up the rape, kill pillage and burn...we're gonna rape, kill, pillage and babies! (think cadence) tales. All was going well until he decided to hit the big time and then his made for Community Access, produced by my big sister, who also does his make up, and his hair treatment, video goes up and BAM! Instant firestorm for flaquito.

Greyhawk notes some lines from Macbeth that seem particularly apt:


On account of we need more culture around these parts, here's a bit more of that classic literature:

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot
, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

-- Shakespeare, MacBeth

He also has begun assembling a Damnable Lies collection of the most recent BS regarding our troops to simplify this for future beatdowns. I'd just like to say it was gratifying and wicked fun to see all hands blazing with "weapons free, fire at will" rules of engagement. This whole  Army of David's thing seems to work just fine, now don't it? And kudos to Allah and Michelle for Hot Air, the newest media there is. Git some!


Sit down folks...Shocking Development from Just Citizens

Today, the Army ran a check on Mr. MacBeth’s credentials. It turns out, not surprisingly to anybody with half a mind, that Mr. MacBeth has NO Army service record. Anywhere. Period. This is a direct quote given to me by Army spokesman John Boyce:

“Initial research by the U.S. Army Special Operations Command at Fort Bragg shows no Soldier with the name of Jesse Macbeth having ever been assigned to the Special Forces or the Army Rangers -- which are, in fact, two separate disciplines. This appears to be some sort of hoax. No Soldier by that name at Fort Lewis to our knowledge, in the past, either. Of course, the line about "go into the Army or go to jail" is vintage TV script not heard since the 1960s. There are also numerous wear and appearance issues with the Soldier's uniform -- a mix of foreign uniforms with the sleeves rolled up like a Marine and a badly floppy tan beret worn like a pastry chef. Of course, the allegations of war crimes are vague, as are the awards the Soldier allegedly received.”