I said this is the kiddy table you feline free loader. Hope all had a Happy Thanksgiving, ours was just what we wanted. It was a good day to reflect on just how bountiful my world is and just how pathetic my trials and tribulations really are.
That said, there are still tons of maroons out there being all stupid and such, so I think I will cut loose with a wicked, good, vitriolic rant tomorrow. And then maybe declare a comedy jihad against Frank J of IMAO, 'cuz I think he's getting soft, marriage coming up and all. Who knows, I am semi-bachelored for the next two days and that is dangerous. I will advise.