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Who Would Osama Vote For?

That's a question that's been thrown around for awhile now. Obviously, it's meant to show weakness in a candidate. I think that he'd vote for Kerry. And then there is this news:

Now, if OBL were captured, the choices are few - military tribunal (it is war, after all) or trial by jury. If Kerry is elected, watch for these headlines in mid-November:

    Johnny Cochran and Mark Geragos take Arabic lessons.

    Special Operators Said to Now Ignore the "Alive" part of "OBL: Dead or Alive"

    Osama Wishes Kerry was Prosecutor Instead of President if Captured

Any other headlines come to mind?