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How To Charm Europeans

...Charming Europeans? Hhhmm, charming Europeans...

*crickets chirping*

You know, this is an area that I have absolutely no experience in - especially, where French General Officers are concerned.

However, I have discovered the secret to charm Europeans (well, a lot of European politicians).

Murder a few hundred innocent people, sponsor terrorism, squash human rights. That's the secret. Yep.

If you want to charm Europe, you have to be more like this guy.