How To Charm Europeans
Thursday, April 29, 2004
...Charming Europeans? Hhhmm, charming Europeans...
*crickets chirping*
You know, this is an area that I have absolutely no experience in - especially, where French General Officers are concerned.
However, I have discovered the secret to charm Europeans (well, a lot of European politicians).
Murder a few hundred innocent people, sponsor terrorism, squash human rights. That's the secret. Yep.
If you want to charm Europe, you have to be more like this guy.