Field expedient 9mm holster
Anyone who has met my buddy Kev or seen the Freefly videos we made knows he's not right.....in the 'ead. Below the fold is proof perfect of that. Do not go look and them complain to me, the picture is twisted and just plain wrong. Plus you will need eye bleach for sure. I warned you. Wish him well at FOB Grizzly.
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May 31, 2009 • Permalink
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New Forms Issued by Administration to US Army
[Thanks to Matthew S. for the form.]

April 29, 2009 • Permalink
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CNN Goes Inside the 18 Bravo Weapons Committee
[Reposting this one because Uber Pig posted the Ranger Skool video]
Amazing video of what the training techniques are like to produce "Quiet Professionals"...(Foul Language Alert! These are highly trained SF soldiers so there's some harsh words)
[Just keepin' it real, fellas...]

April 09, 2009 • Permalink
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Army Cook (Humor?)
One of our readers at Special Operations Command (SOCOM) the JFKSWC (school for wayward boys) caught this decal in the parking lot and had to share it with us/you...Cooks with 'tude.
The decal reads:
Army Cooks - Death from Within
And, no, this is not a photoshop,

February 07, 2009 • Permalink
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Mr. Sparkles Asks A Question
And I can't really answer it as there is a Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy in effect here on the blog. BTW, I think the authors are in disagreement about the policy for the military, but that's another post altogether...
Congrats, Sparky, you got your own post. The photo made me LMAO...
[Disclaimer: I don't tell Google what ads to post here. I do provide categories for google like "Military" or "Marines".]

January 27, 2009 • Permalink
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Room Cleaning Procedures
As someone who has instructed many on close quarters combat, I stand in awe of these troops. (h/t Derbyshire)

January 26, 2009 • Permalink
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Jingle All the Way
U.S. Army Sgt. Anthony Ward, dressed in the Santa suit, and 1st Lt. Philip Vrska, in the Christmas package, bring some holiday cheer to a 5K “Jingle” race sponsored on Camp Ramadi, Iraq, Dec. 20, 2008. Ward and Vrska are assigned to the 2nd Battalion, 9th Marine Regiment, Regimental Combat Team 1. While the festive pair didn’t place in the field of 64, they did complete the entire run in costume. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Emily Suhr

December 25, 2008 • Permalink
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A Holiday Tradition and Classic - Uncle Jimbo's Sniper Wonderland
A U.S. Army Special Forces Soldier with an MK 12 sniper rifle in Rawah, Iraq, during Operation Iraqi Freedom, Sept. 7. Photographer: Petty Officer 2nd Class Eli Medellin, Combined Joint Special Operations Task Force.
Had to repost this one...it's become a BlackFive Classic.
From Jim's Holiday posts back in 2005 and 2006:
First let me note that this focus on snipers doesn't signify that I am some sniping machine. On the contrary, although schooled in target interdiction, I was a crap sniper because I never dug crawling through mud and lying in bugville for days on end. Regardless, this is dedicated to anyone dropping the hammer on Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Afghanistan or someplace secret we will read about in the Washington Post tomorrow.
It's an mp3 file so you can left click to play mp3 or right click to Save As...
From the top of the hill, a one shot kill
Walkin' in a Sniper Wonderland
Johnny Jihad slinks around a-spyin' (spyin')
So you stop and chamber another round
Shoot him in the head his brains go flyin' (flyin')
And you can watch him quiver on the ground
Later on, by the fire
We will build a funeral pyre
From the top of the hill, a one shot kill
Walkin' in a Sniper Wonderland
Local sheikh got sick of Johnny Jihad (Jihad)
So he told you just which hooch was his
Predator sends Hellfire, now it's all bad (all bad)
Remote sniping yeah, we're cool like this
Johnny's hooch, booms ongoin'
Johnny's toys, they're a-blowin'
From high in the sky, swift justice will fly
Walkin' in a Sniper Wonderland

December 08, 2008 • Permalink
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Go ARMY, BEAT NAVY!!! - Part 2
The Donovan posted the rules for the inter-service games back in 2005 and they still (hilariously) apply today. Por ejemplo:
...c. The Marine's "Three-Yard War" plan will be predictable: Seize ground, every down, no matter how, regardless of the price, preferably while on the playing field. The linchpin of the Marine game plan called for packing the audience with members of Congress to ensure that the Marines' performance did not go unrecognized...
The Army comments are just as humorous...and factual.

December 03, 2008 • Permalink
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The Dancing Marines
Ok, this has only a few hits on YouTube, but I hear MySpaceTV has a few more.
If you ain't see this, have a great laugh- go watch these Marines get down, in what looks to be a 'locker' either aboard a ship or in some far-flung destination.
Methinks mebbe they been on board a bit too long.
Hilarious
Wolf

November 14, 2008 • Permalink
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