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Dear State Department

Following today's events in Egypt, where your Secretary of State and his people were put through a metal detector before being allowed to visit the Egyptian President, you should issue uniform swords to all ranking diplomatic personnel.  You have diplomatic immunity, after all; and the sword remains a powerful symbol where you are going.

Not ceremonial swords, either.  Real swords.  Albion makes some good ones.  Make it clear that you are carrying a weapon, and defy them to stop you.  

If you need any assistance in effecting this policy, don't hesistate to write.  Actually, you probably should anyway.