The old rivalry begins to heat up:
Bill the Goat, the Naval Academy Mascot, was stolen over the weekend and attached to a median near the Pentagon. He was recovered Saturday morning in good condition.
The goatnapping was confirmed Thursday by John Jordan, manager of Maryland Sunrise Farm, the home of Bill XXXIII and Bill XXXIV. Jordan did not know which of the academy’s two mascots was stolen.
Jordan suspects soldiers were behind it, but he had no knowledge of it.
Why in the world would he suspect that?
GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!
Roasted goat, properly done, isn't so bad.