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Ask An Infantryman - Hitler's Birthday

Infantrymen!  You sage counsel is sought.

B5-

I read this article about a Illinois Nazi Hitler Birthday celebration that was disrupted last year.

    ...police are investigating a smoke bomb explosion that abruptly ended a birthday party celebration for Adolf Hitler at a Lyons banquet hall, a party complete with decorated cakes and Nazi banners.

    The suspect, a man with a backpack, had ordered a grilled cheese sandwich before he went into a restroom and set off the smoke bomb, authorities said Monday...

They never caught the guy.  He already threw a (reportedly) military smoke grenade and likes grilled cheese sandwiches (who doesn't?).

Let's assume that he reads Blackfive.  What could this citizen-hero do this year, without attracting too much attention?

Sincerely,

Elwood Blues

Grunts, your brilliant op orders are required in the Comments section.  And FYI, this idea has already been done...

~BlackFive

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