Hamas heroes repel Israeli assault

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

Hamas reports it's brave soldiers terrorists repelled an assault by the IDF turning back the cowardly Zionists with precision aimed indirect weapons fire.

Hamas claimed its men foiled an attempt by IDF soldiers to enter the Gaza city neighborhood of Shajaiyeh close to the border with Israel, Israel Radio reported early on Saturday morning.

A spokesperson for Hamas reportedly said that after detecting the IDF soldiers, Hamas gunmen fired six mortar shells at them.

The soldiers reportedly fired back but retreated back into Israeli territory.

Ummm....Heh. First of all the Hamas tough guys never manage to dredge up the stones to be out in public anywhere near the IDF, and it's really hard to fire mortars with a load in your trou and pee running down your track suit pants. And even if they did manage to get a round or two off, there is no way they got them anywhere near the IDF. More likely they hit one of their own schools propaganda centers.

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Hamas heroes repel Israeli assault

Hamas reports it's brave soldiers terrorists repelled an assault by the IDF turning back the cowardly Zionists with precision aimed indirect weapons fire.

Hamas claimed its men foiled an attempt by IDF soldiers to enter the Gaza city neighborhood of Shajaiyeh close to the border with Israel, Israel Radio reported early on Saturday morning.

A spokesperson for Hamas reportedly said that after detecting the IDF soldiers, Hamas gunmen fired six mortar shells at them.

The soldiers reportedly fired back but retreated back into Israeli territory.

Ummm....Heh. First of all the Hamas tough guys never manage to dredge up the stones to be out in public anywhere near the IDF, and it's really hard to fire mortars with a load in your trou and pee running down your track suit pants. And even if they did manage to get a round or two off, there is no way they got them anywhere near the IDF. More likely they hit one of their own schools propaganda centers.

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