Snow Nazis in Madison

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

Madistan has proved again that the people are nothing, the city is king.

Don't dump -- that means push, shovel or blow -- snow on the streets, say city of Madison officials.

It is illegal. It can cost you. And it makes things harder for everyone else.

Snow dumped on the plowed streets also can become a hazard for motorists as it is tamped down and freezes over, causing slick spots, Hank said.

Residents who put snow in the street "make it harder for everyone in the neighborhood to get around," he said.

And they add to the wall of snow nearly certain to get pushed into the driveways of their neighbors down the street.

So let me explain this to my climatalogically impared readers. They can plow all the snow they want into your driveway from the street, often creating chest high frozen ramparts.

You may not even shovel their snow back into the street where they ought to be taking it away.

NAZIS!

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Snow Nazis in Madison

Madistan has proved again that the people are nothing, the city is king.

Don't dump -- that means push, shovel or blow -- snow on the streets, say city of Madison officials.

It is illegal. It can cost you. And it makes things harder for everyone else.

Snow dumped on the plowed streets also can become a hazard for motorists as it is tamped down and freezes over, causing slick spots, Hank said.

Residents who put snow in the street "make it harder for everyone in the neighborhood to get around," he said.

And they add to the wall of snow nearly certain to get pushed into the driveways of their neighbors down the street.

So let me explain this to my climatalogically impared readers. They can plow all the snow they want into your driveway from the street, often creating chest high frozen ramparts.

You may not even shovel their snow back into the street where they ought to be taking it away.

NAZIS!

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