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Terrace Report & B5 tagline suggestions
Ok we need to hammer out a tagline for the Blackfive schwag so we can get it made. We have a new logo and will be making hats and shirts. We will definitely have a "Don't be a Douche" model as well as a "Don't be a DouChe' ", but we need a family friendly one. So.....any suggestions? I always loved the Paratrooper(s) of Love, but that doesn't really help much and is moderately inaccurate. All my favorites seem to fail the A-Dub can I wear this in polite society test. I mean I like "Fact-checking the shit out of the media" or "Annoying the hell out of the left for fun and entertainment" or "Stomping a mudhole in Murtha's ass". Oh well. I found the source for the peace signs the emaciated kids were eating in yesterday's TR and some other funkiness.
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Possible Tag lines:
1) "Think hard. Be hard."
2) "I hope that anti-war stance gets you laid, son."
3) "Take your Ritalin."
4) "We're winners."
Posted by: Uber Pig | May 15, 2008 at 05:55 PM
Pretty much anything from Military Motivators would be good. My favorites are:
The Moral High Ground: A Great Place to Site Your Artillery
Democracy in 500lb. Increments
Super Heroes Wear Capes. Real Heroes Wear Combat Boots
and my favorite: Band of Brothers 2.0. Because not every generation gets called to greatness.
That being said, I'll wear the DouChe shirt to the MilBlogging conference in September proudly!
Posted by: Homefront Six | May 15, 2008 at 06:47 PM
Pretty much anything from Military Motivators would be good. My favorites are:
The Moral High Ground: A Great Place to Site Your Artillery
Democracy in 500lb. Increments
Super Heroes Wear Capes. Real Heroes Wear Combat Boots
and my favorite: Band of Brothers 2.0. Because not every generation gets called to greatness.
That being said, I'll wear the DouChe shirt to the MilBlogging conference in September proudly!
Posted by: Homefront Six | May 15, 2008 at 06:47 PM
How about:
Don't be Ward Carrol?
or
We're not going to lower our (journalistic) standards, so up yours!
or
The papatroopers of love--and it burns when we pee!
or
Asshattery will not be tolerated.
or
Stomping Hippies/Lefties/Commies since 2003!
or
Bush lied! Saddam Died!
or
The war on terror begins at home.
or
Because every soldier is someone you should know.
or (and my favorite)
Because Chuck Z. said so, and that's good enough for us!
(But then again, I'm biased)
and finally:
It's all fun and games until someone busts a nut.
--Chuck
Posted by: Chuck Ziegenfuss (TCOverride) | May 15, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Right-Wing Wingnuts with real Wings and Real Nutz?
Posted by: Gryph | May 15, 2008 at 08:09 PM
Family friendly
Standing up for those away.
Standing up for those standing up for you
Or one that has been used to death but I love.
Stand still you will only die tired.
Posted by: troll smasher | May 15, 2008 at 08:59 PM
I like Paratrooper of Love.
Hurdy Gurdy Man by Donovan might even be one of the background musical stylings.
Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob | May 15, 2008 at 09:25 PM
The road home is through
Clear the road
Posted by: Biff | May 15, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Do you have anything tough that dosen't include a womans cleaning product and/or the mention of love and operators in the same sentence?
I do enjoy Jim's references to dead tangos and cordwood.
But anything that has to do with dead tangos and or guns and bombs would suffice.
:D
Willy
Posted by: Willy | May 16, 2008 at 12:48 AM
Oh, yes, I forgot. I like the mudhole stomping as well(and walking it dry of course).
Any other Jimbo-isms would doo.
Willy
Posted by: Willy | May 16, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Gonna steal an idea from Cain:
"Speaking truth to moonbats since 2003."
Posted by: Deltabravo | May 16, 2008 at 07:30 AM
how about " Balckfive:fact checking the left-wing media- so you don`t have to"
Posted by: Tenextom | May 16, 2008 at 07:35 AM
No suggestions yet but I had to give you credit for the Sneaker Pimps! I forgot about that tune. Well done Uncle J
Posted by: ST333 | May 16, 2008 at 08:35 AM
How about: Nuance Nagasaki-style
Posted by: charliefreak | May 16, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Read Blackfive, 'Cause Pomposity Blows
Posted by: LL | May 16, 2008 at 11:53 AM
I say do a twofer.
Front: Blackfive...Paratroopers of Love
Back: ...Because the truth hurts and knowing it will keep us free.
A place where fact buries fiction and there's always someone you should know.
Pressing on for Truth and Victory.
Ach! This brainstorming is for the birds...I need a drink to be creative with ttag lines...I'll be bahck!
Posted by: defendusa | May 16, 2008 at 04:42 PM