David Bellavia- Bigot (an Uncle J Joint)

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

I have some sad news that pains me to tell you about. You have all seen the videos of David Bellavia speaking on the Heroes Tour and heard that I had taken a liking to him. That came to a screeching halt yesterday when I found out that he is an unrepentant bigot. During his introduction of Senator McCain at yesterday's Vets on the Hill event, he made remarks that were so flagrantly racist that everyone in attendance cringed. I cannot associate myself and Blackfive with someone who is so insensitive that he fails to understand that members of preferred victim groups cannot ever be referenced in any way that is not overwhelmingly positive. This PC rule holds firm even if the member of the preferred victim group does not accept his membership in it.

Bigot Bellavia noted in his speech that he considered John McCain, a decorated war hero and patriot of the highest order, might be a better role model for his kids than Tiger Woods. I know, I am as shocked as you all are. Tiger Woods father is black and therefore so is he, plus Tiger has been claimed by African-Americans in the racial draft as seen on the Chappelle Show. This holds firm even though Mr. Woods has refused to accept this label stating that if he must be categorized then he is a Cablanasian reflecting his mixed racial heritage of Caucasian, Black and Asian. When Mr. Bellavia elevated an old white man above an unwilling member of the victim class, he committed an unforgivable breach of the PC code.

I know, I know but hold off with the pitchforks and torches until I get to the full extent of his crimes. At the end of his speech as he was discussing the fact that Senator McCain has what some have called an overly optimistic view of the war and that he maintained his positive attitude over 5 years of prison and torture. He ended by noting that this is the real audacity of hope. Exactly, the disgusting racist stole from the Messiah, what blasphemy. Bad enough to elevate a member of the oppressor class above an authentic minority, but he then stole the work of not just the Messiah, but his highly-respected spiritual advisor Rev. Jeremiah "God-Damn America" Wright as well.

Mr. Bellavia is a cad and a bigot and that is obvious to anyone who has progressed beyond the patriarchal hate of the Dead White Men to live in a world where minorities will not be discussed except in glowing hagiographic terms. The fact that Bellavia was pointing out that military heroes may be better role models than sports stars does not immunize him in any way from the attacks he deserves so rightly. He has been exposed and now I urge all of you to shun him for his transgressions. He must be drummed out of enlightened society for his evil ways. I confronted him afterwards and he told me that he stopped reading Blackfive and told us we needed to rename it OldWhiteFive. The Cheek! I have included incontrovertible video evidence of his heinously egregious crime below. Note how at the end Sen. Lindsey Graham (OWM, SC) shamelessly panders to Mr. Woods in a useless attempt to cover Bellavia. Shun and ostracize this hater along with me, and to cleanse your soul send at least $20k to Trinity United Church of Christ so they can continue their efforts to stick it to the man. (A parody of the PC environment that assumes we cannot treat a black man the same as a white man. Shame on those who call him a racist)

   

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David Bellavia- Bigot (an Uncle J Joint)

I have some sad news that pains me to tell you about. You have all seen the videos of David Bellavia speaking on the Heroes Tour and heard that I had taken a liking to him. That came to a screeching halt yesterday when I found out that he is an unrepentant bigot. During his introduction of Senator McCain at yesterday's Vets on the Hill event, he made remarks that were so flagrantly racist that everyone in attendance cringed. I cannot associate myself and Blackfive with someone who is so insensitive that he fails to understand that members of preferred victim groups cannot ever be referenced in any way that is not overwhelmingly positive. This PC rule holds firm even if the member of the preferred victim group does not accept his membership in it.

Bigot Bellavia noted in his speech that he considered John McCain, a decorated war hero and patriot of the highest order, might be a better role model for his kids than Tiger Woods. I know, I am as shocked as you all are. Tiger Woods father is black and therefore so is he, plus Tiger has been claimed by African-Americans in the racial draft as seen on the Chappelle Show. This holds firm even though Mr. Woods has refused to accept this label stating that if he must be categorized then he is a Cablanasian reflecting his mixed racial heritage of Caucasian, Black and Asian. When Mr. Bellavia elevated an old white man above an unwilling member of the victim class, he committed an unforgivable breach of the PC code.

I know, I know but hold off with the pitchforks and torches until I get to the full extent of his crimes. At the end of his speech as he was discussing the fact that Senator McCain has what some have called an overly optimistic view of the war and that he maintained his positive attitude over 5 years of prison and torture. He ended by noting that this is the real audacity of hope. Exactly, the disgusting racist stole from the Messiah, what blasphemy. Bad enough to elevate a member of the oppressor class above an authentic minority, but he then stole the work of not just the Messiah, but his highly-respected spiritual advisor Rev. Jeremiah "God-Damn America" Wright as well.

Mr. Bellavia is a cad and a bigot and that is obvious to anyone who has progressed beyond the patriarchal hate of the Dead White Men to live in a world where minorities will not be discussed except in glowing hagiographic terms. The fact that Bellavia was pointing out that military heroes may be better role models than sports stars does not immunize him in any way from the attacks he deserves so rightly. He has been exposed and now I urge all of you to shun him for his transgressions. He must be drummed out of enlightened society for his evil ways. I confronted him afterwards and he told me that he stopped reading Blackfive and told us we needed to rename it OldWhiteFive. The Cheek! I have included incontrovertible video evidence of his heinously egregious crime below. Note how at the end Sen. Lindsey Graham (OWM, SC) shamelessly panders to Mr. Woods in a useless attempt to cover Bellavia. Shun and ostracize this hater along with me, and to cleanse your soul send at least $20k to Trinity United Church of Christ so they can continue their efforts to stick it to the man. (A parody of the PC environment that assumes we cannot treat a black man the same as a white man. Shame on those who call him a racist)

   

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