Dead Tangos Teaser

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

The Gods of War have smiled down upon us and presented a bounty of almost indescribable proportions. It's a well-known fact that the Dead Tangos dance is a favorite around here, but in order to do it we need footage. Well the treasure trove they have bestowed is far beyond anything that has come before. The God's footage is so clear and so close you can literally smell the bastard's rancid breath when his last Allahu Akhbar is cut short as he is cut in half. Man I love dead tangos. This is just a tease, there is so much more to come.

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[Teresa]

Lovely - you made my weekend. It's so fun to see the bad guys being dispatched so efficiently. *grin*

[susan]

Nice! When do we get a look at the others?

Off Topic, I was on another site and they keep referring to a Marine as "G.I." Is that only for Soldiers or for all Military?

[jlshaw]

GI, so far as the term is used by the Army, pertains to both Army and Marine personnel. It's less commonly used for our Naval and Air Force brethren.

No disrespect should be inferred.

We're proud of everyone in uniform and hold them all in the highest regard.

[Deltabravo]

There's a few sumbitches who won't be bothering anyone anymore! Yee AND hah!

[JusCruzn]

If only I could get this one broadcast in smell-o-vision. Then I could truly use the quote "I love the smell of dead terrorists in the morning", or anytime of day for that matter. Will have to sit down with a six pack and watch some more of these. Can't wait to see some more Jimbo. Thanks again to all of our people in uniform wherever they may be.

[rick554]

They gotta figure out a way to keep the damn dust down. Maybe water down the neighborhood first??? :-)

[Old Tanker]

That's what I call bringin' the bacon.....BEEEAAAAOTCH!!!!

[Tonto]

It would be just DANDY, in my humble opinion, to have each piece of ordinance smeared with pork grease before firing, and let the Ahabs know we're doing it. Good job, by the way, on smearin' that one there. Very tidy!

[Mr.Sparkle]

It's all very well but some poor schmuck is going to have to clean that up.

I'm just thinking of COIN here!

[phil graham]

Looked to me like most of the bad guys got away. They were running to the top of the screen whilst ammunition continued to be extended on the building.

[vet66]

Phil;

I don't know what you were looking at but the bad guys died in the initial explosion inside the garage while the dead-tango-to-be died at the top of the screen as a result of concussive trauma and absorbing shrapnel from the blast.

[Tantor]

Looks like another bad day at the jihad. And they probably thought things were going so well until that point.

However, I'm against killing ALL the terrorists. I'd rather our guys blasted all of them to soup, except one who escapes horribly wounded. I want that last guy to spread the message of sudden death from the sky to spread panic and fear to the other cells so as to break their will.

[Haole_Wahine]

Gotta tell you as great as these Dead Tangos are, they're even better with the sound effects provided by Jimbo, and the strong silent look of PRIDE on the Gods of War.

You're right Jimbo, they came across just as clear as provided. Thanks all the way around.

Now, get us the REST of the treasure trove, or we'll drive that bus another couple of times around SAM. And that's no idle threat.

TEXAS to Tennessee, "one more time around."

[JihadGene]

Meanwhile somewheres over Iraq-

GUNSLINGER SIX- Damn Sir! Great to have you on-board my gunship! Er...sorry about the cursing, Chaplain. It's just great to have you aboard on this Easter Sunday and all.

CHAPLAIN- No sweat, Six.

*Radio Traffic*

*Gunslinger Six this is Eye in the Sky. We have four Tangos in the open at your 12 o'clock, range 300 meters!*

GUNSLINGER SIX- It's okay if ya want to turn your head, Chaplin.

CHAPLAIN- Only if it will give me a better view!
THERE THEY ARE!!! Pour heaping hot-coals on their heads and through their sorry butts!!!

GUNSLINGER SIX- Well,
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[Mr.Sparkle]

That wouldn't surprise me Gene, I read US military pastoral care has been taken over by younger fundamentalist proselytising evangelicals (and Catholicism for one has suffered relegation to these unsavory people).

[JihadGene]

Unsavory, Mr Sparkle? Shit-Fire,son! That's my kinda wartime Chaplain! My brothers, the Centurions!

[Uncle Jimbo]

A preview of tomorrow's Dead Tango episode for the faithful here. I thought I should wait until Easter passed, so it posts at 12:01.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-diLHpcEE6o

Cordially,

Uncle J