Obama comes to Madison

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

So, the Cakeboy will be speaking to the faithful flock two blocks from my humble abode, and I will certainly be in attendance. I plan some interviews with the folks heading in to the Kohl Center and since I are a member of the press I will see how much weaseling I can do to get close to the messiah. I am considering what I want to ask him if I hit the lotto, and suggestions are welcome.

I have also decided who to vote for in the Wisconsin Primary. In a completely calculated move, I will pull a lever or fill in a circle or touch a screen or something for.........

Ms. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton

I can't understand your shock, I mean it is perfectly obvious. Wisconsin has open primaries and I am registered for no political party on earth, so I am free to vote tactically. Obama is the most-liberal member of the Senate and Hillary would be less damaging than him even if she is personally distasteful. I don't think she can win, but I want to overcome my disgust for the potential good of the country. It will make me sad to miss Obama making the world love us again.

I will also test Wisconsin's ridiculous rules that require no ID to vote. I moved since the last election, but according to the brilliant minds that run my state I can show up with my electric bill and go right ahead and vote. Fools.

Penn, of Penn & Teller, has a Hillary joke that hits right in the mouth bone. h/t MM

From Crackle: Penn Says-Hillary Clinton Joke Predicts the Future

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Obama comes to Madison

So, the Cakeboy will be speaking to the faithful flock two blocks from my humble abode, and I will certainly be in attendance. I plan some interviews with the folks heading in to the Kohl Center and since I are a member of the press I will see how much weaseling I can do to get close to the messiah. I am considering what I want to ask him if I hit the lotto, and suggestions are welcome.

I have also decided who to vote for in the Wisconsin Primary. In a completely calculated move, I will pull a lever or fill in a circle or touch a screen or something for.........

Ms. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton

I can't understand your shock, I mean it is perfectly obvious. Wisconsin has open primaries and I am registered for no political party on earth, so I am free to vote tactically. Obama is the most-liberal member of the Senate and Hillary would be less damaging than him even if she is personally distasteful. I don't think she can win, but I want to overcome my disgust for the potential good of the country. It will make me sad to miss Obama making the world love us again.

I will also test Wisconsin's ridiculous rules that require no ID to vote. I moved since the last election, but according to the brilliant minds that run my state I can show up with my electric bill and go right ahead and vote. Fools.

Penn, of Penn & Teller, has a Hillary joke that hits right in the mouth bone. h/t MM

From Crackle: Penn Says-Hillary Clinton Joke Predicts the Future

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