Blackfive TV- Global Warming in Madison

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

First the disclaimer, this video was shot at 12:30 pm and no alcohol or drugs were involved in the filming of this episode. It is simply Kev's heartfelt cry trying to show the world just how bad things have become. It's tragic, seriously.

Don't miss Jihad Gene channeling Lil Kim in the comments...gold.

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[steveegg]

It was a nice touch timing it so that the typical Madistan biker came through right in the middle.

Be thankful you guys missed out on the ice.

[JihadGene]

Meanwhile somewhere north of the DMZ, in the Land 'O Frozen Koon-Dingies, we find DPRK's Great Reader, KIM JONG IL, making an astute observation...

KIM- Hey, General Wang!

WANG- What up, Bigg BlossMan?

KIM- Check out "Cousin Kev's" bideo on glow-ball warning!

KIM & WANG- BWAAHahahahahaha!

WANG- Dat good one all light!

KIM- Own-ree one ting I'm doo
diffrent.

WANG- What dat, Most Meteorological One?

KIM- I'm put NBSeize "Today Show" star reporter, Michelle Kosinski, rowing by in a fluckin canoe!

WANG & KIM- BWAHAHahaha!!!

KIM- Wang, put a-nudder clopy of Al Goes book
"An Inclunvienient Troof" on da fire...ass of Great Reader colder than the body tempatyour of Harry Reid.

WANG- Does that flucker even have a pulse?

[Deltabravo]

How funny. (Chuckles...)

And JihadGene, you have been missed! Nice to see you again!

[Uncle Jimbo]

JG,

I will see about that most-excellent suggestion.

Cordially,

Uncle J

ATTENTION- THIS IS "EYES ONLY" FOUR UNCLE JIMBLOW

**TOP SEAQUIT DPRK MEM-OH**

TO: UNCLE JIMBLOW

FRUM: GREAT READER,
KIM JONG IL

MESSAGIE- IF YOU USE CANOE WIFF THAT STOOPID BYATCH, KOSINSKI, HAVE TEAM OF HUSKIES PULLING CANOE ATOP A DOG SLED.

SINCERELEE,
Yoo kNow the Deal

**END TOP SEAQUIT MESSAGIE**

[Lands’nGrooves]

"...this video was shot at 12:30 pm and no alcohol or drugs were involved in the filming of this episode".

So the alcohol and drugs came AFTER the filming, got it.

BTW, 19" already this month here in Western NY.

[RichardUSA]

Awww crap, the sky is falling, the sky is falling, oh wait, that white stuff is SNOW. Dammed it must be warm there. Someone tell Al Gore that snow doesn't melt anymore when it gets to 150 Degree Global Warming Temperature like it is in the picture. I did not know they invented new snow that could do that. Geez, how fast things change.

[moose]

LMAO at the fool with the bike. A real believer in Gloabal Warming. No way does this fool let a few inches of Gods ice cone stop him.

[OldSoldier54]

hmmmm ... I guess I can't snivel about the balmy high of 47 here in Vegas today. Oh well, I'm a desert rat, what can I say? :)

And ah, UJ ... are you sure there was no ethanol based antifreeze flowing in Kev's veins?

[john Ryan]

of course it is silly to believe that the climate could ever change. That is the kind of thing that only people who would believe in evolution could believe in

[Cincinnati_Bob]

Chromosphere of the sun - 10 million degrees celsius
-High temp on Mercury, 1st planet from the sun (for John Ryan's benefit)? 390 degrees F
-High on Venus (2 from sun) 284 degrees
- High on Earth (Yes, John, number 3) 140 on a good day in Iraq.

High on Mars - which btw has an atmosphere which is 90% CO2. It's in minus numbers folks.

Do we think the distance from the sun might have something to do with the temperature. Do we know the sun goes through cycles, yes we do, yes we do yes we do.

Oh, CO2 percentage in Earths atmosphere? - approx 0.673. That is Less than ONE Percent friends and neighbors.
Not to mention the center of the Earth is Molten Iron and Rock, the effects of which you can feel should you tunnel down a mere 2 miles into a 10,000 miles across the center round rock called Earth.

And Al wants people to change the F* light bulbs. An idea not even as rightous as throwing a F spear at an SR-71 going by. My God people.

Ok here's the kicker. WHO gets to decide what the temperature of the Earth gets set at????, assuming us pimples on the butt of a pimple growing on the butt of a Megasoreaus would have the slightest chance in hell of affecting the climate of the Earth? Based on What?? This is what it was like when I was leetle boy??????

Michael J FUGNO.... OUT !
Tears to the eyes....Hooooooooly Carp.

[Cincinnati_Bob]

PS - Good to see you again JG :)

[Cincinnati_Bob]

PS # 2- The climate on Earth is in a constant state of flux.
That is why we learn about ice ages and warm times when we went to skool. This is what happens for example, when tectonic plate movement creates the Himalayas, stopping the rain on the ocean side of them, creating a desert on the other side. It's called Embrace the change. Though you can send all your money to Al Gore who lives in a mansion in Tennessee that uses about 40 times the energy the normal household uses and who rich beyond his dreams only strive to strip more money from morons by hooking up with a venture capital group in Caleefornia which will be bent on extracting large sums of money from righteous people doing righteous things for society by providing some most excellent product or service to the citizens of the USA, the greatest standard of living in history.
Surely China will tell Al to and play hide and go F yourself, as will the vast majority of other countries who are striving to get to the point where they can FEED the population and provide basic services like electricity.
Hoooooly carp

[jordan]

Speaking of frozen Koon-Dingies, there is seriously nothing more bone-chilling than a Korean winter.

[Igor]

Jordan,
Never been to K-K-Korea, but I *have* been to wonderful Minot, ND!
Nuttin' like standing in -40(F or C, makes no difference!), cranking open the Personnel Access Hatch on a Minuteman Missile site while the wind is blowing at 20mph or more.

Puts hair on your chest! (Or freezes it off, I don't remember which!)

Igor

("You're not quite at the End of the World, but you can see it from there.")

[Cincinnati_Bob]

Igor. I remember one time in Pittsburgh as a teenager, driving a junker, and having my fuel pump go out. I got a new one, and my girlfriend's brother drove me out to the site of the disaster where I proceeded to change the fuel pump on a 283 Chevy engine in 40 below temps. Took a long time because you can't use gloves and manipulate the bolts, gasket and fuel pump with anything other than naked hands. I had to jump into his car and avoid frostbite 4 or 5 times before the new pump was in.
Plenty more stories like this one.

Cold will kill a lot more people than heat will. I lived in Arizona for 20 years and NEVER thought I was going to die of exposure there. Pittsburgh however caused you to keep the thought of survival ever present in your consciousness in winter time.