Packers annihilate Vikings, Football Gods have spoken

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

I'm not certain I have ever witnessed as complete an ass-whipping as the Green Bay Packers laid on the purple queens on the still green tundra of Lambeau today. 34-0, I say again 34-0.

Earlier this year the Packers went to the Loser Dome in Minneapolis and former Packer and punk ass extraordinaire Darren Sharper predicted that Favre would break the interception record but not the touchdown record. Gee Darren you got that bass ackwards eh? Favre breaks Marino's record for TDs with his 421st and Sharper gets a total of zero picks, chump.

Today they came to the most hallowed field to face the warrior most-beloved of the football gods, #4. The The first drive included a converted fourth down and a 30 yard touchdown on the ground. That was a portent of horrendous scunion that would rain down on the Viking victims during the rest of the beating. It has been obvious that the verdict that came down from Valhalla this year was more Brett Favre. No one expected the one name Packers to do anything this year. Well today's dismantling of the Vikings puts them 8-1 atop the division.

I have been waiting for the Packer's D to get some attitude. They have plenty of talent but up until today they had not beaten the shite out of  anyone. Well they took care of that today as the bloodied and beaten queens can attest. AJ Hawk started flying around and flinging folks to the ground, Asteroid Belt Bigby was laying hits on anyone who dared try and get upfield, and our fat guys ate Adrian Peterson up, he got 296 yards last week and 45 this week.

There was a point where the totality of the dominance was shown as Favre actually made a bad throw and just as a Vike DB was about to pick him off, noted wanker Darren Sharper flies in trying to glory hound and as they collide they tip the ball to #82 for his second touchdown and Lambeau leap of the day. There were three leaps after Favre touchdown passes and all were successful. Now let me explain since many other lesser teams have started aping their betters. A properly executed leap requires the player to clear the wall and turn back to face the field while leaning back into the adoring fans who often will even share a beer with him.  All too often you see the apers launching up and draping themselves over the rail face first in the crowd. This is not a leap, this is called showing your ass to the world.

The last time the Pack won a Super Bowl it was over the Patriots. I can't think of anything better than having the anointed cheaters show up at the dance with a perfect record and then have the football gods remind them that cheaters never prosper. We shall see, we shall see.

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Packers annihilate Vikings, Football Gods have spoken

I'm not certain I have ever witnessed as complete an ass-whipping as the Green Bay Packers laid on the purple queens on the still green tundra of Lambeau today. 34-0, I say again 34-0.

Earlier this year the Packers went to the Loser Dome in Minneapolis and former Packer and punk ass extraordinaire Darren Sharper predicted that Favre would break the interception record but not the touchdown record. Gee Darren you got that bass ackwards eh? Favre breaks Marino's record for TDs with his 421st and Sharper gets a total of zero picks, chump.

Today they came to the most hallowed field to face the warrior most-beloved of the football gods, #4. The The first drive included a converted fourth down and a 30 yard touchdown on the ground. That was a portent of horrendous scunion that would rain down on the Viking victims during the rest of the beating. It has been obvious that the verdict that came down from Valhalla this year was more Brett Favre. No one expected the one name Packers to do anything this year. Well today's dismantling of the Vikings puts them 8-1 atop the division.

I have been waiting for the Packer's D to get some attitude. They have plenty of talent but up until today they had not beaten the shite out of  anyone. Well they took care of that today as the bloodied and beaten queens can attest. AJ Hawk started flying around and flinging folks to the ground, Asteroid Belt Bigby was laying hits on anyone who dared try and get upfield, and our fat guys ate Adrian Peterson up, he got 296 yards last week and 45 this week.

There was a point where the totality of the dominance was shown as Favre actually made a bad throw and just as a Vike DB was about to pick him off, noted wanker Darren Sharper flies in trying to glory hound and as they collide they tip the ball to #82 for his second touchdown and Lambeau leap of the day. There were three leaps after Favre touchdown passes and all were successful. Now let me explain since many other lesser teams have started aping their betters. A properly executed leap requires the player to clear the wall and turn back to face the field while leaning back into the adoring fans who often will even share a beer with him.  All too often you see the apers launching up and draping themselves over the rail face first in the crowd. This is not a leap, this is called showing your ass to the world.

The last time the Pack won a Super Bowl it was over the Patriots. I can't think of anything better than having the anointed cheaters show up at the dance with a perfect record and then have the football gods remind them that cheaters never prosper. We shall see, we shall see.

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