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North Korean Insult Generator

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

I can only hope that the Dear Reader is getting his cut of this sweet site. (h/t David Freddoso)

NK Insult Generator

All insult component words direct from NK press.

Man those NK censors must have us in the crosshairs, this was quick. 감​사​합​니다 to Jihad Gene for channeling

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in "The Land of the Morning Missile Launch",  Great Reader KIM JONG IL's 
buns-of-"steal"(yeah, s-t-e-a-l), are firmly ensconced in his booster-seat adapted LayGee Boy diesel- powered recliner and wiff Great Reader's "Lazer Eyes" WOK'd on da cumpooter screen...

KIM JONG IL-
Wh,Wha, WHA, WHA, WHA....WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
I'M GRUNNA KILL DEM!!! I'M GRUNNA KRILL DEM ALL!!! EBERY LAST MUDDER PLUCKER WILL
"PAY-PER-VIEW" FOR THIS!!!

GENERAL WANG- Someting wrong, Great Reader?

KIM- Yoo tawkin to me? Yoo tawkin to me?! ARE YOO TAWKIN TO ME, GENERAL WANG???!!!

WANG- Yes, Most-High Leader of Dear. Now preeze, calm down. What's da matta with you, BlossMan? You run out of "Hemaron" (with Japanese Pagoda Tree Extract!)... or mayblee your inflatable doughnut for hemorrhoids get stuck in booster-seat throne, for da ump-teenth time again?

KIM- I'm ownree wish it was dat. Rook at BRACK 5 on Chi-Mart cumpooter screen...yoo see....

WANG- Da evil Uncle JimBlow at it again, huh?...hmmm...."Random Insult Generator"...my suspicion-ous mind tell me this no product of DPRK, Great Reader.

KIM- I'm conclurr! Da odds of it beeing made here are like those of finding a Gay Bar in Iran!
Now, Me checkie new webslite
(I'm jus made up)...called FictiousShitWeSell@WAL-Mart.com
...hmmm...Just as I'm sluspected!

WANG & KIM- Made in CHINA!!!

KIM- General Wang, reset disgronificators on all 1GB wockets to eight digit Glid Coordinates U812/PRC

WANG- Very glood! Anyting else Great Reader?

KIM- Yeah, see if "Hemaron" makes a Chap-stick!


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