Ahm-a-nuttah-job speech

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

NEWSFLASH: NO HOMOSEXUALS IN IRAN. Deranged dwarf wonders where this silly rumor got started, there is simply no man love in his country. This draws derisive laughter from gay Iranian kids and adults in audience.

Bollinger represented his sorry peers in academia better than expected, but you can't fix stupid. They believe that such as Mahmoud should be engaged, I guess that is one technique, but how do you engage with batshit crazy backed by the most virulent religious fanaticism currently in play?

I don't think you really can. But let's have a look at what Mahmoud is peddling.

He says that science is the light that flows from those whom the Allmighty has chosen to understand it. That nothing should come between the scholars and their channeling of the science of God and that some countries control their scientists for their own means.

Now he is accusing us of using our scientists against our own people to create fear and justify spying.

Jesus, now he has lapsed into post-modernists reconstruction BS that even the translator is having trouble spewing accurately.

Now we get some nuke talk, and he pulls the Hiroshima, Nagasaki card. And now some Depleted Uranium BS as well. Ah back to the abuse of science and scholars.

He has completely projected all of the evil shite they do in Iran about science and academia on to us. We don't allow our scientists to bask in the power of his God to lead their research to make the world perfect. Science is divine and must remain pure, so he wants a Religious/ God Science cult to rule all of us. What a complete freaking nuttah.

He believes he is an academic, so he answers as one. I would have to agree with him. He could teach at most of our schools. Now he is whining about the Palestinians, being slaughtered and tortured by the damned Jooooos. 60 years of neocon Zionist expansion.

Nuttah's two questions

How come I can't have a good study of Holocaust denial?

  sub question

    Why can't we chuck the Jews out of Palestine?

Now about our nukes, we are good friends with IAEA stooge, El Baradei and the rules say we can have nukes for peaceful power. We let him see what we want on inspections and he tells everyone we are peaceful power generators.

The state of Iranian Scholar/Nuttahs is solid and crazy as a shithouse rat.

UPDATE: the Q&A

NIce Boos, when he finally STFU.

Do you really want to throw the Jooos into the ocean?

I love Jews, we love everyone. We must allow the Palestinians vote to throw the Joos in the ocean

Bollinger stands up and throws a BS flag. Yes or No on the Jooos? Nuttah-job still tap dances.

Let the Palestinians freely choose to have a Jew free Palestine, so be it.

Next question. Will you stop supporting terrorists?

He goes for the Big Lie and says that Iran is a victim of terror, not a sponsor. Beautiful. Now we are the sponsors and the Kurds are the bad guys. And the idiots there just applauded.

Root causes alert, Root causes alert. Who supports terror, the major powers. Iran is too cultured to stoop to terrorism, Un freaking believable.

The only point Nuttah gets a win on is on Holocaust research. It's stupid to ban it and it gives this chump a single truth in a sea of deranged lunacy.

I am done, my meter is pegged. This man is an evil toad and an unconvincing liar.

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Comments

[Lands’nGrooves]

"The only point Nuttah gets a win on is on Holocaust research. It's stupid to ban it and it gives this chump a single truth in a sea of deranged lunacy."

Yea, UJ I guess there should also be research regarding if the Earth is round or flat. Like the Holocaust I thought this stuff was figured out long ago, I could be wrong...Just sayin'.

[Deltabravo]

Aww, UJ... like the good soldier you are... you do the dirty work so we don't have to. Thank you for sparing me the misery of listening to him.

[Blackfive]

I just updated my post from yesterday about the lecture. I think that Bollinger did a good job of questioning the terrorist. In the end, thanks to Bollinger, Ahmadinedjad might not have looked too good to those of you who didn't figure out that he's crazy and he's a terrorist. For the rest of us, not a big surprise...

I still think that Columbia should not have asked him to lecture.

[Deltabravo]

Oh... can't wait for Dear Leader to opine on this topic. I need a laugh. And Nutbunny just didn't provide one. JihadGene?

[Blackfive]

And I disagree with President Bush about it...

[Jeffrey Carr]

B5 wrote:
"And I disagree with President Bush about it..."

This might well be the only time that President Bush and I share an opinion that you disagree with. How bizarre is that?

[Blackfive]

Jeffrey - Again, you generalize and assume quite a bit.

[Gryph]

Iran routinely executes gay and lesbian people.

http://gaypatriot.net/2006/04/21/report-iran-executes-gays-following-false-charges

[Ray Kimball]

And this is why it made sense to let him speak. Take an authoritarian leader out from the comforting umbrella of his state-controlled media, and watch him self-inflict wounds.

Anybody remember Chavez's "devil was here" speech at the UN last year? He walked into that forum with all kinds of support for membership of his buddies on the Security Council. He walked out with a bunch of South American leftists scratching their heads and going WTF? Suddenly the leader of the "Bolivarian Revolution" didn't look like such an attractive alternative.

[Subsunk]

Bollinger represented his sorry peers in academia better than expected, but you can't fix stupid. They believe that such as Mahmoud should be engaged, I guess that is one technique, but how do you engage with batshit crazy backed by the most virulent religious fanaticism currently in play?

With a deep breath, let halfway out, then a smooth trigger squeeze. Next question.

Subsunk

[Uncle Jimbo]

Nicely played Sub,

Ba-Kow!

Cordially,

Uncle J

[Cincinnati_Bob]

Now Hear This! ;-) (Humor)

The Lefties are 180 reality. Truth.
How do you deal with that? I don't know. I've been working on it, but it's like shooting lead at vampires.

Please President Bush. Take these people on before we are at the mercy of morons. Please.