Notes to Congress

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

After the Pentagon reminded Hillary that publicly airing our withdrawal plans from Iraq is not wise, I penned a few notes to some other Congressional clowns. My never-ending quest to figure out my video editing software led to this.

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[Cincinnati_Bob]

I once again pose the hypothetical that some of these people are voted into office BECAUSE of how ugly they are.
I'm not trying to insult anyone because of their ugliness, but rather trying to get at the human condition type elements that put some of these people in echelon positions.

With my imagination working overtime, I just cannot come up with anything outside of the idea that it is just even more ugly people putting slightly less ugly people into positions of power to prop up their own persona. Like a 300 lb girl taking 500 lb girls to the singles bar with her.(Or Guy)

Though thinking of someone out there even uglier than Reid makes me shudder. He looks like death warmed over and he looks like so much of a pussy that the enemy HAS GOT to be recruiting many just having his puss on a poster.
Think Braveheart and how King Longshanks wouldn't even consider sending his homosexual son anywhere for fear that London would soon be run over by laughing Scotsmen.

Look at the Dems. They are ALL ugly. There has to be something to it.

[Cincinnati_Bob]

Webmaster. No idea how my post ended up here twice. (But as long as it did, I once again, pose the ....) ;-)

[Ymarsakar]

Dynamic Actioon.

[JihadGene]

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[battery]

OK I went thur all that type-key shheit just to tell Uncle Jimbo one thing.. he questioned why dose he waste his breathe?? Well Uncle you are not wasting it.. I for one come here to get words..explanations etc.. for all of the tools I deal with. Your breath isn't wasted.. it is repeated over and over again in bars, homes, bonfires.. wherever I go and it shuts people (Tools) up, So keep up the good work.

God Bless America

[Mr.Sparkle]

Cincinnati_Bob explains why the Republican with the best hair will win the nomination

[referman]

Great job UJ on the vids..Who comes up with all these polls.I mean the media masters sit in an office somewhere and say lets e-mail 1000 iraq's and ask who wants US soldiers in Iraq.It's clear the media did not send anyone door to door in baghdad to take this poll,they can't even get a real reporter to embed and tell the truth!So my poll is and maybe UJ with your new computer toys can help,lets find out how many politicians actually have a family member in Iraq or Afghanistan!Lets find out just what,if any sarafices our troop supporting politicians have given.They don't even have the guts to spend time with returning wounded Vets.I have not heard of any doing anything for the military dependents,and spouse organizations..If they are so America loving,and patriotic why haven't more given service to their country? WHY? Because most realised at an early age that it's easier to be somebody you aren't than it is to actually be the person you are!Most probably don't like theirselves so they hire people to tell them how great and pretty they are!(as cinci bob stated)They also hire companies to pound into the american people(by the agenda driven media outlets)how honest,patriotic and family driven they are..So when the shit hits the fan and these people have to actually make a decision and stand by it, their true colors shine,but to cover up their lack of character(vote to send the troops get elected, now election time again?)Now they call on their media buddies once again,cloud the issues, confuse the public, dump billions of dollars into how our troops are loosing the war,and bash bush and the whole republican party for reerection.But I think by pulling the already lost the war BS, they woke up America!!With the computer age upon us and all these great MILBLOGGERS the American public does have all the facts!!America loves to SURF!It will not be another VIETNAM,America can see the battles,the missions,they can see the Iraqi's fighting along side our soldiers!They can hear Iraq people say they want us there to kill AQ and trust us to leave after we free Iraq...The media and the politicians can now be held accountable!We can not let politics dictate the out come of this war!Milbloggers rule!!God Bless everybody here,our brave warriors and their families..A special thanks to our VIETNAM VETS uncle jim,mike n cousin ricky you are not forgotten!! Semper Fi

[Mr.Sparkle]

Just say that video was great, good writing, should be on - is it NPR?

[liyak]

The human way of electing,is,
just that human!Weak and unable to see,the real persons
intents,etc.Therefore the more
candidates,the more,confussion.

[Cincinnati_Bob]

Sparkle. You're over-thinking this again. :)

[Cincinnati_Bob]

The human way of electing,is,
just that human!Weak and unable to see,the real persons
intents,etc.Therefore the more
candidates,the more,confussion

If you're saying politics is a game of the masters of mid-direction and deceit, and it is made even more devious because there are too many of the suckers, and we should just eliminate the Democratic party forthwith, and replace them with a party made up of only honest capitalists intent on reducing government and taxes, then I agree. Sign me up.

If you're saying that politicians wouldn't consider telling the truth during a campaign because they all have demographic marketing people working for them telling them what to say to seduce those who cannot make up their mind which party to vote for even in today's environment, then I also agree. A political campaign is the seduction of the idiots.

We must use all or skill and cunning to avoid voting for a traitorous, communist/socialist, worthless sociopath. Well, actually it's not as hard as it sounds.

[bostonmaggie]

I lost it at "makes me question my passivism". I will have to start it over halfway through to catch the rest.

[bostonmaggie]

And apparently I was laughing so hard it caused spelling errors. "pacifism" not "passivism" Thank you. Please don't tell the nuns, or I'll have to write it 50 times on the blackboard.