A. Whitney Brown- A. Whiney Beeyotch

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

See also Matt's post below with comments from some moral retards, and yes I think I might turn this into a video tonight.

Sitting as I do in the Dennis Miller chair of the blogosphere, it is my lot to provide the wicked beatdowns of those who transgress the bounds of decency. Sadly this keeps me quite busy, but I do enjoy the work. I'll admit it. There are plenty of folks doing nice reasoned analysis and thoughtful commentary and while I do that as well I have to admit I really like ripping somebody a new one. So let's have at.

Sniveling pseudo-socialite A. Whitney Brown, who was quite unfunny on SNL for a brief time, has seen fit to grace us with his thoughts on the "moral retards" who make up our military. You see in the nasally echo chamber that sits atop his pencil neck all this clown hears is the moral superiority he and his friends have assumed for themselves. They are the educated artistes and intellectuals who will prononounce on right and wrong safely insulated from the life and death actions required to vouchsafe that very freedom.

First watch this simpering swine disgrace himself and insult all who have served. (transcript at Kos)

OK now stop cursing at the screen and take a deep breath while I knee him in the yarbles, if he had any yarbles. This was his closing since I bet you shut his ass off before you got there.

You know you can adopt a kid for 15 dollars a month in Brazil or somewhere and you get pictures of them living their miserable lives. But I have paid hundreds of dollars in taxes over my lifetime, hundreds of dollars, and I don’t have so much as a single picture of an Iraqi child that I paid to have killed. It would be nice to just have something, you know, to remember them by.... a picture, a lock of hair, perhaps a necklace of ears...
So yes, I resent my support for the killing of Iraqis for which I get not even a memento or trophy. But do I still support the individual men and women who have given so much to serve their country?
No. I think they’re a bunch of idiots. I also think they’re morally retarded. Because they sign a contract that says they will kill whoever you tell me to kill. And that is morally retarded.
Friends, the most important moral decision a man makes in the course of a day is "Who am I going to kill today?"
That’s a decision you should agonize over, dream about, rehearse in your mind for hours, not just leave up to some hare-brained President you didn’t even vote for.
A man’s killing list is a very personal matter. It should be between him and those persistent voices in his head.
So to sum up, I don’t like our troops, I don’t like what they’re doing, I don’t like their fat, whining families, and yet, I support them. Thank God I live in a free country. Thank You.

You know if I had a killing list I think you might make the cut Whit, but you better thank whatever evil you worship that I am now a pacifist. The irony of this moral relativist judging those who have made a sacrifice he is unable to fathom, and then belittling them using the very freedom that sacrifice bought him is stunning. He slurs us oblivious to the fact that his ability to do so required the selfless actions of those he tries to place himself above. You know maybe I was wrong, maybe you are just being funny, well in your own special not f***ing funny way. Here is his statement apologizing.

I sincerely apologize for any offense you might have taken. It was not my intent to defame or offend anyone who might sign a piece of paper saying they are available to kill whoever their marginally superior officer tells them to, wherever they are sent, for 1200 dollars a month. Such people are not responsible for the people they kill, or the people that are killed by those they feed, support, or maintain.
On the contrary, they are in fact, larger than life, and immune to criticism, reproach, or correction. In short, they are all heroes. Why? Because they are, that's why. I'm sorry you took any other message from it.

Then again, maybe not. Well you have chosen th s**t in your bed and lie in it. So be it.

Dear Whit,

F**k you very much from all of us who have served, our families, our friends, our neightbors, and  all decent Americans. You and your collection of self-annointed moral superiors can kiss our collective ass. You have earned no such position, you have made no sacrifices for the good of all, you have done nothing but wallow in the riches others have created. Your sorry attempts at comedy with your affected accent, spineless demeanor and absolute lack of any humor may get you chortles from Chad and Buffy. But entertaining the crowd you hang with takes little more than a Bush is a chimp reference before all of you collapse in hilarity.

You are such a classic, bitchy, little sissy that I think you would still get your lunch money stolen on a grade school playground. I giggle at the thought of Whit and his crowd of my betters attempting to lecture neer do wells absent the protection we Neanderthals provide.

"I say my good man, you simply must stop tha...Oh my God, you've cut Buffy's head clean off. Hey now this will not do, stop that, let me go......gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

Sorry Whit the moral high ground you feel you occupy is simply a mound of your own shite. You can sit there and fling poo, and I will stand on this side of the glass with the folks who understand that civilized means taking the necessary actions to create civil society. That means killing bad guys Whit. I know that makes you curl your nose, like when the cream for your tea is a bit off, but just because you are too weak emotionally or physically to deal with it doesn't change things. The cultured world you infest is only possible because your true moral superiors have several things you are lacking, a spine and balls come to mind. So you can remain to remind us that no good deed goes unpunished and that our service enables punks like you to p*** on my head and try to tell me it's raining.

I will always be available to remind you and the other superior beings that you exist at our pleasure, we are just a lot more tolerant of ignorant haters than you are.

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[liontooth]

Maybe, he can next blog about whose knob did he polish to get onto SNL?

Apparently throwing the troops under the bus is the new way of jumpstarting one's non-existent career?

[MeloldramaticMel]

My day was going pretty well... until I read this article.

Some people are so blind!

First of all, the guys in uniform probably make more money than he does.(Is he jealous of them, or just compensating?) At least when you see a soldier, you know who they are... when you see A. Whitney Brown, you just think, "Look at that sissy... must be a part of the rainbow coalition!"...

How DARE he not support the troops - who are giving their lives- so that others will have an actual chance of "living".

There's a dark spot in hell for this man... in the deepest darkest, most painful layer.

As for his mortal time on Earth- if he doesn't want to pay U.S. Taxes, I hear Canada's still open.

I hope he moves there and freezes along w/ his cold heart.

[noprisoners]

Uncle J.,

Well said but, I can't shake the feeling that you are far too kind to this a**hole. I was hoping for the kind of beatdown that was so severe I would actually feel a little sorry for ol' Whit.

Keep up the good work.

[cletus]

There is a new stripe of blogger/personality that will say any outrageous thing just to get noticed. "A. Witless" falls into that category.

At least Britney showed us her clam; Witless only showed his ass.

[SemperFi Wife]

When I first learned of this little diatribe, my reaction was.."Who?"
So then I googled him and I guess he was on SNL but I don't remember him. He's supposedly on Air America so I guess he's got that going for him.(sarc)

All in all, I would have to say to Mr. Brown:
why do you believe anyone would give a rat's A$$ what you think of our servicemembers or their families (of which I am proud to be a part of)?
Do you do anything productive at all or just bloviate? Does Al Gore know about you and do you compensate for your carbon footprint?
Did you grow up without a name for your Dad and all your mom would tell you is that he wore a uniform?
Is that why you're such a pathetic hater? Or is it because deep down, you know that they are far better than you will ever hope to be and the self loathing tears at you up in private moments?
In any event, Mr. Brown, I really don't like you either. It's a damned shame that our servicemembers can not pick and choose who they protect and defend.
They are required by law to protect and defend all US citizens, not just the ones who deserve that protection. Yeah...that means they have to protect and defend sexless,nose picking, paste eaters like you.

Oh and that comment about fat and whiny families...
best hope you doen't encounter any of us anytime soon.
We're not as tolerant as our spouses and children.

[mindy1]

I don't curse often,but this guy is an a**hole. What he gets is a country and democracy that people will die trying to get to and sometimes do so. What he gets is a country where he can say that kind of thing and NOT get put in jail.

[Devil Dog Dad]

The true face of the American Left. This guy thinks his sh*t doesn't smell. The rest of my comments will remain unwritten.

[Kat-Missouri/USA]

Sympathy for the Devil
-K E Henry

You look at me with amazement in your eyes
You don't understand why I can't sympathize
You ask, cajole and, finally, demand
That I forgive, if not forget, at least understand

That men can sometimes be driven to the brink
Beyond the confines of order or ability to think
My idealism you condemn, you call it a sin
There is no virtue, only absolution

You prosletyze and preach that all men of reason
Should make room at the table for every kind of human
While you watch them gnaw on the bones of their victims
With death in their eyes and blood on their hands

The irony of your logic you completely miss
You embrace the murderer, but his victims dismiss
The murderer's grievances become their crimes
They are the sinners, you become deaf to their cries

Because I will not accept your logic as wisdom
You fear me more than you ever feared him
You call me the mirror to the evil we see
I am the same, his twin, you decree

I AM his reflection,
His direct opposition
His dark to my light
His black to my white

The more you try to decipher the abyss
The more I feel compelled to resist
Your demand that I give the devil my sympathy
Just chalk it up to the devil in me.

[Gary]

To Kat-Missouri (should you ever see this)- you wouldn't be the Kat from Missouri who was also my Best Man and best friend of 6 years?

As to ms. Brown... take it to Cuba.

[FbL]

Don't know if Kat will see this, so I'll tell you Kat in Missouri is definitely a SHE.

[douglas]

I'd (metaphorically) spit on this clown, but he isn't worth the fluid loss.

[Gary]

Thanks, Fbl. That makes Three 'Kats' in MO now :P

[warvet48]

Why doesn't this Dumba$$ retard move to some country where he doesn't have to pay taxes to support the military?

Uncle Jimbo, you say it all better than I sure could. This guy has no idea, it would seem, that the only reason he is able to spew forth his low grade crap, is because the military protects his right to do so.

That doesn't make him any less of a dumba$$. In fact it makes him even more so!

[Burly]

Uncle J...

You were way too kind to this a$$clown. You should have nailed his testes to the seat of an old outhouse, handed him a rusty butter knife and then set the building on fire.

If this is what suffices for leftwing moonbat humor, they are in dire straits.

Burly

[Geepus]

Well, I've finally been introduced to someone that is so dispicable that should I run across him getting the C*** kicked out of him by a mugger that I'd lay down cover for the mugger so he could finish his business.

[Cincinnati_Bob]

Anyone else notice how ugly this coward is ? ;-)

[Cincinnati_Bob]

PS - and these are the kinds of swill who want to censor Talk Radio.....Since their own version of same can't make a dime and stay in business ! (to provide "equal time")

Hoooooooooooly. The mind bends on this kind of stuff.

[Ron]

I read what A had to say. It shocked, but of course he hasn't had a job in 12 years and lives in his mom basement. My uncle's, best friend's, sister's, exhusband is his agent. or should I say ex-agent.

You see since he got fired from SNL for sucking (and I don't mean just man tools). Anyway, I heard the reason he hate's military men is because you see he was out trooling public restrooms for some man-love when he hit on the wrong guy and than got the poop kicked out of him by a GI. Since his butt is broke he has to walk around with his two front teeth out. That is why he wants free healthcare.