A little Friday Nuttah plus

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

I get comments, and then I get comments. This guy found me on YouTube, and since he made a crack about me having gay pron on my computer in one comment I'm guessing that's what he was looking for and he found this Friday Freefly instead. Anyhow today I get this missive from my newest antagonist Egon Zegon (ref?).

Dear Mr. Jimbo Hanson. I am personally informing that you are making a grave mistake. For many years, you have undermined my "Z - Army" and this country will soon be taken over by the big red Z's. Not even voting can stop us, for we are far superior than anyone's opinion or word. We will rise and flourish the streets with Z's and invade all baseball diamonds with our ritual dances. The U.S. currency will be recycled into peanut butter. We will ban and outlaw chocolate chip cookies that you oh so indulge down your fat little belly. All kittens and puppies will be left homeless and without any jobs to support their owners! You will no longer be allowed to dunk a basketball or rub beef jerky between your butt crack and wear as a moustache. Guns will be replaced with pink and purple kazoos and only allowed to be played on Thursdays. Cub Scout meetings will be postponed.....FOREVER! And if anyone speaks out against me or my regime shall be forced to read and speak braille for the rest of their lives. And the Republican Party is all about our ideas. Not even the Democrats can help you now. As soon as my public library gives me permission to borrow their video camera, I will be making propaganda films against you. The future doesn't look very good for you or the old america anymore. The New Frontier is near. As the great Rodger Rabbit once said: "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT!"

sincerely, Egon Zegon the Big Red Z

WOW! I say again all after I opened my mouth, WOW! I wonder what steps I should take to prepare. Although this is better  than the usual shut up you fat, bald loser.

OK, the frog-marching of Paul Wolfowitz from the World Bank is a wretched example of the inability of the Bush administration to demonstrate leadership on anything other than the war. It was a reformer being railroaded by the corrupt scumbags he was trying to reform. Caving to this blatant frame up is shameful and W sinks a notch lower on my rating.

On the bright side isn't John Bolton available? Oh that would be the sweetest redemption, but W ain't got the stones.

Oh and about the whole immigration outrage, I was always pro-amnesty and pro-border enforcement. This looks like a crap version of both that really changes nothing but allows the issue to be on tap for the '08 race.

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A little Friday Nuttah plus

I get comments, and then I get comments. This guy found me on YouTube, and since he made a crack about me having gay pron on my computer in one comment I'm guessing that's what he was looking for and he found this Friday Freefly instead. Anyhow today I get this missive from my newest antagonist Egon Zegon (ref?).

Dear Mr. Jimbo Hanson. I am personally informing that you are making a grave mistake. For many years, you have undermined my "Z - Army" and this country will soon be taken over by the big red Z's. Not even voting can stop us, for we are far superior than anyone's opinion or word. We will rise and flourish the streets with Z's and invade all baseball diamonds with our ritual dances. The U.S. currency will be recycled into peanut butter. We will ban and outlaw chocolate chip cookies that you oh so indulge down your fat little belly. All kittens and puppies will be left homeless and without any jobs to support their owners! You will no longer be allowed to dunk a basketball or rub beef jerky between your butt crack and wear as a moustache. Guns will be replaced with pink and purple kazoos and only allowed to be played on Thursdays. Cub Scout meetings will be postponed.....FOREVER! And if anyone speaks out against me or my regime shall be forced to read and speak braille for the rest of their lives. And the Republican Party is all about our ideas. Not even the Democrats can help you now. As soon as my public library gives me permission to borrow their video camera, I will be making propaganda films against you. The future doesn't look very good for you or the old america anymore. The New Frontier is near. As the great Rodger Rabbit once said: "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT!"

sincerely, Egon Zegon the Big Red Z

WOW! I say again all after I opened my mouth, WOW! I wonder what steps I should take to prepare. Although this is better  than the usual shut up you fat, bald loser.

OK, the frog-marching of Paul Wolfowitz from the World Bank is a wretched example of the inability of the Bush administration to demonstrate leadership on anything other than the war. It was a reformer being railroaded by the corrupt scumbags he was trying to reform. Caving to this blatant frame up is shameful and W sinks a notch lower on my rating.

On the bright side isn't John Bolton available? Oh that would be the sweetest redemption, but W ain't got the stones.

Oh and about the whole immigration outrage, I was always pro-amnesty and pro-border enforcement. This looks like a crap version of both that really changes nothing but allows the issue to be on tap for the '08 race.

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