Nancy Pelosi & the advance of feminism

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

Nancy P made such a big deal out of her ascension to Speaker of the House that you would think she must be advancing the cause of feminism from her new perch. Sadly that would require that she was something other than a twit. So in her Cow in a China Shop manner she is now knocking things over and embarrassing herself and us by kowtowing to the chinless opthamologist in Syria. Sad, but let's trace the path of feminism under Speaker Granny.

A beaming Pelosi expresses her sexuality by showing some S&M gear she uses when dealing with constituents in her district. It is empowering to see a woman dominating a scene like Madame Speaker.z
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Ms. Magazine honors Ms. Pelosi as one of it's 2002 Women of the Year. What a great accomplishment.

 

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Here the Speaker demonstrates the power of modern feminism by bowing to the misogynistic, religious edicts of a barbaric cult that victimizes millions of women worldwide. She especially pwns them by praying to the shrine where John the Baptist's head is entombed in one of the multitude of beheadings conducted in the name of the Religion of Peace. I heard she had a clitorectomy too out of sisterly solidarity.

Careful there Sweetie, you know what happens when you hens start gettin' uppity.

UPDATE: I have been schooled by reader Faith (Hmmmmm) that since Herod cut off J the Baptist's head hundred's of years pre-Islam that is an unfair cop. Very true, and I only plead attempted smart-assery and the five minutes I can steal to do my silliness.

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Nancy Pelosi & the advance of feminism

Nancy P made such a big deal out of her ascension to Speaker of the House that you would think she must be advancing the cause of feminism from her new perch. Sadly that would require that she was something other than a twit. So in her Cow in a China Shop manner she is now knocking things over and embarrassing herself and us by kowtowing to the chinless opthamologist in Syria. Sad, but let's trace the path of feminism under Speaker Granny.

A beaming Pelosi expresses her sexuality by showing some S&M gear she uses when dealing with constituents in her district. It is empowering to see a woman dominating a scene like Madame Speaker.z
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Ms. Magazine honors Ms. Pelosi as one of it's 2002 Women of the Year. What a great accomplishment.

 

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Here the Speaker demonstrates the power of modern feminism by bowing to the misogynistic, religious edicts of a barbaric cult that victimizes millions of women worldwide. She especially pwns them by praying to the shrine where John the Baptist's head is entombed in one of the multitude of beheadings conducted in the name of the Religion of Peace. I heard she had a clitorectomy too out of sisterly solidarity.

Careful there Sweetie, you know what happens when you hens start gettin' uppity.

UPDATE: I have been schooled by reader Faith (Hmmmmm) that since Herod cut off J the Baptist's head hundred's of years pre-Islam that is an unfair cop. Very true, and I only plead attempted smart-assery and the five minutes I can steal to do my silliness.

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