White House Press Conference- W leaked what?

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

0730 am WH Press room

The usual suspects of the WH press corpse (not sp.) are gathered for the morning brief and the jackals smell blood. They prepare to pounce on the feckless Scotty McClellan and savage him for W's hypocrisy in using state secrets for political gain. Their frenzied jibberings turn to yelps of horror when the lights dim and the raucous sound of Kid Rock's "Cowboy" begins to blare. Confirming their suspicion the door opens and instead of Scotty Mac out struts Uncle J.

UJ: Morning jackals. Once again you have violated the golden rule, Play straight and you can pummel little Scotty, step over the line and you get me, and of course, Chuck D and the fellas.

Out comes Chuck D of the seminal rap group Public Enemy, flanked as always by Professor Griff and the muscle.

UJ: A reading of the charges if you would Chuck.

Chuck D: You, the jackals of the fourth estate, have once again put your desire to punish the President above your duty to inform the American people. To wit, the ridiculous coverage of the declassification of the NIE, and your labeling this as a leak.

Chuck shakes his head dolefully

The rest and Uncle J's interview reel for Press Secretary

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White House Press Conference- W leaked what?

0730 am WH Press room

The usual suspects of the WH press corpse (not sp.) are gathered for the morning brief and the jackals smell blood. They prepare to pounce on the feckless Scotty McClellan and savage him for W's hypocrisy in using state secrets for political gain. Their frenzied jibberings turn to yelps of horror when the lights dim and the raucous sound of Kid Rock's "Cowboy" begins to blare. Confirming their suspicion the door opens and instead of Scotty Mac out struts Uncle J.

UJ: Morning jackals. Once again you have violated the golden rule, Play straight and you can pummel little Scotty, step over the line and you get me, and of course, Chuck D and the fellas.

Out comes Chuck D of the seminal rap group Public Enemy, flanked as always by Professor Griff and the muscle.

UJ: A reading of the charges if you would Chuck.

Chuck D: You, the jackals of the fourth estate, have once again put your desire to punish the President above your duty to inform the American people. To wit, the ridiculous coverage of the declassification of the NIE, and your labeling this as a leak.

Chuck shakes his head dolefully

The rest and Uncle J's interview reel for Press Secretary

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