Tony Snow & Uncle J make a deal

Posted By Uncle Jimbo

The bar at Fran O'Brien's Steak House
Closing Time last night
Tony Snow and Uncle J share a last beverage

TS: You know Uncle J, I was a little worried about this gig as W's official liar. I mean just defending the President's policies fairly gets you no where. It's countering the lies and misrepresentations of the press that is the challenge.

But I have to admit I have seen a marked improvement in their behavior since you started guest hosting the pressers, and the field trips with Chuck D and Griff have really made an impact.

UJ: Thanks Tony, the thing to remember is that you are dealing with a pack of jackals. They infight constantly to see which is top vermin, and once one has a big chunk of meat the others pile on and rip it to shreds.

They do respect power though, and now they have that element of fear/respect for your office re-established, you should have some fun. Plus you're following Scott "Cheesy Mac" McClellan, so you look good just walkin' in.

TS: So what's next with your cunning plan.

UJ: Well T, since I feel comfortable you can handle these wankers for the short term. I am gonna focus on getting the excellent reporting from non-MSM sources in front of the public. We have some momentum, but we have to get on more radar screens and there is a lot of clutter out there. That's the nice thing about these internets, big equalizer, I mean Michelle Malkin is runnin' CNN out of her freakin' basement. Don't think Uncle J TV is far behind my friend. I kinda figger something like Dennis Miller's rants from his HBO show with out all the self-loathing and angst, followed up with webcam interviews and other craziness. I will advise.

The rest back at Uncle J's nascent media empire

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Tony Snow & Uncle J make a deal

The bar at Fran O'Brien's Steak House
Closing Time last night
Tony Snow and Uncle J share a last beverage

TS: You know Uncle J, I was a little worried about this gig as W's official liar. I mean just defending the President's policies fairly gets you no where. It's countering the lies and misrepresentations of the press that is the challenge.

But I have to admit I have seen a marked improvement in their behavior since you started guest hosting the pressers, and the field trips with Chuck D and Griff have really made an impact.

UJ: Thanks Tony, the thing to remember is that you are dealing with a pack of jackals. They infight constantly to see which is top vermin, and once one has a big chunk of meat the others pile on and rip it to shreds.

They do respect power though, and now they have that element of fear/respect for your office re-established, you should have some fun. Plus you're following Scott "Cheesy Mac" McClellan, so you look good just walkin' in.

TS: So what's next with your cunning plan.

UJ: Well T, since I feel comfortable you can handle these wankers for the short term. I am gonna focus on getting the excellent reporting from non-MSM sources in front of the public. We have some momentum, but we have to get on more radar screens and there is a lot of clutter out there. That's the nice thing about these internets, big equalizer, I mean Michelle Malkin is runnin' CNN out of her freakin' basement. Don't think Uncle J TV is far behind my friend. I kinda figger something like Dennis Miller's rants from his HBO show with out all the self-loathing and angst, followed up with webcam interviews and other craziness. I will advise.

The rest back at Uncle J's nascent media empire

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