Blackfive Outed!

Posted By Blackfive

Recently, at a work function we had to complete a "Get to Know Each Other" Exercise. You know the one. Some pointy head corporate shrink came up with it. List four things about yourself - of which three items are true and one is false. So here are my four. See if you can guess which one is false (put in comments section) and I'll post it later today.

1. Was President of a bungee jumping club in Germany.
2. Missed being youngest Jumpmaster in the Armed Forces by three weeks.
3. Dated Liz Phair for four months.
4. I have a cigarette allergy.

So, while that stupid exercise might give you a look into my life, the real me has been identified by Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities. He's a bastard not because he outed me, but because he didn't ask permission first. While it's happened on left-wing blogs before, this is a first on the otherside.

Update 5:30PM:

1. I was a bungee jumping fiend. Spent many Sundays bungee'ing into a river then drinking Weis (we'd set up a beer tent next to the crane).
2. Some cook was three weeks younger than I in Jumpmaster school.
3. Date Liz Phair in High School, but not the rocker Liz Phair, just a regular old Elizabeth Phair. That usually fools everyone. I did have a crush on the rocker Liz Phair, though...
4. Not allergic. Are you kidding? Stop drinking?! What in god's name would I do, move to California or NYC?

You all are just too smart for me...

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Blackfive Outed!

Recently, at a work function we had to complete a "Get to Know Each Other" Exercise. You know the one. Some pointy head corporate shrink came up with it. List four things about yourself - of which three items are true and one is false. So here are my four. See if you can guess which one is false (put in comments section) and I'll post it later today.

1. Was President of a bungee jumping club in Germany.
2. Missed being youngest Jumpmaster in the Armed Forces by three weeks.
3. Dated Liz Phair for four months.
4. I have a cigarette allergy.

So, while that stupid exercise might give you a look into my life, the real me has been identified by Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities. He's a bastard not because he outed me, but because he didn't ask permission first. While it's happened on left-wing blogs before, this is a first on the otherside.

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