Tell It to the Judge

Posted By Blackfive

...meaning me. I'll be helping Humorous Blogger Frank J. pick out a IMAO t-shirt babe. Among others, Glenn Reynolds, Misha, Bill Whittle, Harvey (I think he's the only Harvey in the Blogosphere), John Hawkins, and one (yet to be determined) other judge will be judging as well.

Frank J. wants to increase sales of his t-shirts and this is his grand scheme to make him rich, rich, rich. Here's what Frank is looking for:

So, ladies, you are probably asking yourself what you need to do to be the IMAO T-Shirt Babe. First, be a babe. Second, have a photo taken (it needs to be recent) displaying your babeness. Third, to prove your babeness, write a short (200 words or less) hawkish statement (we can't have someone wearing a, anti-terrorist t-shirt who deosn’t actually want terrorists dead). Finally, e-mail a digital copy of the photo, your short essay, name, and website URL (if you have one) to me with the subject "IMAO T-Shirt Babe".

So, if you meet the above qualifications, send your application to Frank...especially if you have a razor sharp wit (that'll get my vote).

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Tell It to the Judge

...meaning me. I'll be helping Humorous Blogger Frank J. pick out a IMAO t-shirt babe. Among others, Glenn Reynolds, Misha, Bill Whittle, Harvey (I think he's the only Harvey in the Blogosphere), John Hawkins, and one (yet to be determined) other judge will be judging as well.

Frank J. wants to increase sales of his t-shirts and this is his grand scheme to make him rich, rich, rich. Here's what Frank is looking for:

So, ladies, you are probably asking yourself what you need to do to be the IMAO T-Shirt Babe. First, be a babe. Second, have a photo taken (it needs to be recent) displaying your babeness. Third, to prove your babeness, write a short (200 words or less) hawkish statement (we can't have someone wearing a, anti-terrorist t-shirt who deosn’t actually want terrorists dead). Finally, e-mail a digital copy of the photo, your short essay, name, and website URL (if you have one) to me with the subject "IMAO T-Shirt Babe".

So, if you meet the above qualifications, send your application to Frank...especially if you have a razor sharp wit (that'll get my vote).

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