The Daily Show and Others Weigh In On John Kerry

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"The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is conscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War." - Jay Leno

While Leno is funny, Jon Stewart of the Daily Show is a genius. Stephen Colbert is hilarious. I love the Daily Show. They don't cut anyone any slack (and I don't think anyone ever accused Stewart of being Republican). I try to catch it every night. Last night's episode was probably the funniest one I've seen since Stewart had Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the show.

You have to wonder about a candidate when Stewart says this about Kerry calling his Secret Service Agent a Son-Of-A-Bitch:

"What. An. Ass."

Here are some other late night gems about Kerry from reader Johnny W:

"John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country back? See, he knows how the wealthy think. He can spy on them at his country club, at his place in Palm Beach, at his house in the Hamptons. He's like a mole for the working man." - Jay Leno

"John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle." - Craig Kilborn

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." - David Letterman

"According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues." - Jay Leno

"John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'" - Jay Leno

"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his FIRST WIFE was worth around $300 million and his SECOND WIFE, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. His intern (with whom he supposedly had an affair) was worth several more million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!" - Jay Leno

"In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune." - Jay Leno

"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is an ultra-liberal, ultra-wealthy white man who lives far, far away." - Dennis Miller

"In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it will probably take another five years, but this is it." - Jay Leno

Hopefully, Leno is right about that last one.

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The Daily Show and Others Weigh In On John Kerry

"The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is conscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War." - Jay Leno

While Leno is funny, Jon Stewart of the Daily Show is a genius. Stephen Colbert is hilarious. I love the Daily Show. They don't cut anyone any slack (and I don't think anyone ever accused Stewart of being Republican). I try to catch it every night. Last night's episode was probably the funniest one I've seen since Stewart had Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the show.

You have to wonder about a candidate when Stewart says this about Kerry calling his Secret Service Agent a Son-Of-A-Bitch:

"What. An. Ass."

Here are some other late night gems about Kerry from reader Johnny W:

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