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Don't Know How I Missed This...

Posted By Blackfive

...oh, wait, I do know. I had the Mother of All Hang-Overs.

Anyway, Harvey at Bad Money has a post about what happened to me, Harvey and Mike the Marine on St. Patrick's Day.

Here's a bit from it:

    Mike: That near-death-experience has made me thirsty. I'm going up to the bar for a beer.

    Matty [smirking knowingly]: Just a plain old BEER? On this, the most sacred drinking night of 2004?

    Mike: Oh, not just any beer. The darkest, Irishest, most precioussssss beer of them all...

    Harv: Budweiser?

    Matty: [WHACK!] Blasphemer!

    Harv: OW! What? Michelob?

    Mike: Matty, kill him slowly

    Matty: Right.

    Harv: Geez, put down the pig-sticker, Matty! Guinness! Guinness!

    Matty: Hey look! Harv just figured out how to keep from acquiring a third nostril!

    Mike: Brilliant!

    Matty: Brilliant!

So, as you can see, it's both funny and 'brilliant'. And it ain't too far from the truth...just ask Uncle Ben, he was there. Phil, too, but he had to get poured into a cab at about 10PM.


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