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A Candle in the Wind - Goodbye Howard Dean
A Candle in the Wind (Howard Dean version 2004)
Goodbye Howard Dean
Never winning a state at all
Screamed like you were on fire
Your campaign began to stall
D.F.A. imploded
And it whispered into your brain
You thought it was inconceivable
That you'd lose a campaign
And it seems to me your campaign ran
Like a candle in the wind
Always changing the issue to cling to
When the polls came in
And I wouldn't vote for you even
Before you blew your lid
Your campaign burned out long before
Your "Yeeeeeaaaaaah!" ever did
(continue in the comments if you are so inclined)
Update: Smash reports that Howard may concede defeat this afternoon,
February 17, 2004 • Permalink
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